As I drove the kids to school this morning I was quietly singing along with the radio when the following conversation ensued between the boy and the girl.
Kai: "Mom, I heard that." He looks at Madison, "I
always hear everything."
Madison: "You couldn't know that you always hear everything because if you don't hear something you won't have heard it to know that you didn't hear it."
Kai: "Well I just meant that I always hear
that."
** A brief moment of silence **
Madison: "Did you hear that?"
Kai: "Well, no one ever hears you."
Madison: "If no one ever hears me, how are we having the conversation?"
Kai: "What? I didn't hear you."