We Have a Muse

Having a dog in the house has inspired the boy with a whole new line of dog jokes.

Kai: Hey Madison, how do dogs drink with their noses in the water?
Madison: I don't know, how?
Kai: They don't.

And the Final Names Are . . .

I was impressed with the quality and sheer number of names you guys came up with. There were quite a few that I liked. Unfortunately, it isn't up to me so I went over the list with the kids (namely the girl and boy) and the following are their top 5:

1. Construction Site Lewis, a.k.a C.S. Lewis, a.k.a Jack (which was what people called C.S. Lewis when he was a boy)
2. Anakin Tiberius Rex
3. King
4. Gunner
5. Bob

I have put them up for vote on my poll. However, we really do have to name this dog sooner rather than later so the poll will only run until Monday night.

Oh and here are few more pictures of him to help you make your final decision.








Edited to add:

The first name is a combination of Chase, Janice, and Kacy (Janice and Kacy's additions were done in person instead of via comments)

The second name was submitted by CarrieAnne

The third was submitted by the boy and seconded by Jessieksj, shell and the vigues

The forth was submitted by pmom and seconded by the vigues

And the fifth and final name was submitted by Davis, and seconded by Shell, the vigues and Des

Adding a Little More "Fun" to Our DysFUNction

I was looking around the house the other day when I felt like we were missing something. The idea that we might be missing something is kind of weird because we have pretty much everything covered. We have a side of smart, a touch of crazy, a little bit of country, and a little bit of rock and roll. What else is there?

When I saw an ad on KSL about a boxer named Helmet that needed a foster home I was intrigued, but not sold. However, when I found out that Helmet was actually HellMutt and he was due to have one of his back legs removed I realized this was it. What this family needs is a 3 legged boxer named HellMutt.



It turns out HellMutt is a real sweet heart, but what else would you expect from a dog with that name. Fortunately we got permission to change his name. In fact, the woman from the rescue was thrilled that we wanted to change his name. So here are the current suggestions:

Madison thinks we should name him either Jack or Jake
Kai wants to name him King (after the Neil Young song)
Chase wants to name him Construction Site
Davis wants to name him Bob.

What do you think we should name him? Here's the deal, make suggestions and we will pick our favorite 5 and create a poll. I may even give the winner a prize. An awesome prize-- like a small ball of my poorly spun yarn.

Madison at the Science Fair

Okay so this is really a picture of Madison in the kitchen. BUT she is with her science fair project and this picture turned out better than the pictures I took of her at the actual science fair so I'm using it instead. She was a little disappointed because they made her take her hat off. Apparently the science fair judges were a little short on 4th grade fashion sense.

Stay tuned because I have some very exciting news. Something big is about to happen. Something very big. In fact its to just too big to tell you right now. You're going to have to wait. But I promise it will be worth it!

Kai at the Science Fair

It's that time of year again.

Don't you love the outfit? I had to talk him out of wearing the white tie.

Alpaca By Kai

The boy is such a suck up . . . I love it.

Alpaca
by Kai Malmgren

My fafrite farm animle is a alpaca.

I like alpacas because they give wool and there wool is relley soft. Next, alpacas are relley big. Third, alpacas are relley nice. Forth, you can pet a alapaca if you don't scare it. Last, alpacas can seem scarey but they aren't.

That is all about my fafrit farm animle.

Why I Smell Like a Sheep

We've been keeping pretty busy lately. Over the holiday we took the boys and met some friends at the aquarium in Salt Lake. Davis said his favorite animals at the aquarium were "the fishies, because they taste good (insert slurping noise)."

But what I really wanted to tell you is that right now I smell like a sheep, and not just any sheep-- a wet sheep. Yesterday was the first session of my spinning class and I came home with some very lovely things.

First because I can not go into a yarn store and not buy yarn, I purchased some wonderful blue sock yarn. With it I plan to make another pair fingerless mitts. You can never have too many fingerless mitts.

I also came home with a brand new drop spindle, some very poorly spun (by me) yarn, and some clean and carded wool with which I am supposed to practice spinning more yarn.

I was also given a bag of unwashed and uncarded wool that I have now washed. And even though my sink was full of dirt, hay, and other things I'd rather not mention, my wool looks pretty much the same as it did before I washed it. I never have been very good at homework.